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Why do swallows fly south in winter?
It’s too far to walk!

What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin!

How do you stop a cock crowing on Sunday morning?
Have him for dinner on Saturday night!

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost!

What did the little bird say to the big bird?
Peck on someone your own size!

Which bird does construction work?
The crane!

What kind of weather excites a pet duck?
Fowl weather, of course!

How can you tell a miser from his pet canary?
One’s a little cheap, but the other’s a little cheeper.

Did you hear the story about the peacock? It’s a beautiful tail!

What bird is with you at every meal?
A swallow!

What do you call a rooster that crows every morning?
An alarm cluck!

What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle!

What do you get if you cross a lawn-mower with a budgie?
Shredded TWeet!

What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie talkie!

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